sundays are tricky
we always get wasted and depressed
THIS GUY SPEAKS TRUTH TO POWER!
Sundays are also the day to put lots of things in ALL CAPS.
Fuck, I spent way too much money today and now I want to curl in a ball and cry.
EXPLAIN!
Holy shit, I am actually watching The Prince & Me 2
Today I bought ankle boots I couldn’t afford and ate some pizza I shouldn’t have and now I’m watching The Prince & Me 2 and THIS IS MY LIFE.
On the other hand, three entire people did compliment me on my hat. The compliments went thusly:
“What a fantastic hat. It’s very Angelina Jolie in Changeling!”
“I love that hat! It’s very Urban Outfitters.”
“That’s a great hat. It really fits your head.”
It really fits your head. Amazing. For the record, it’s from Target, and it costs $14.99:
Apparently it really fits my head. I can’t vouch for yours.
This is Ryan Moore. He’s a professional golfer and a professional hipster. He doesn’t even wear golf shoes. He wears sneakers with cleats installed.
I’m not sure if this is a sad day for golf or a great day for hipsters (or vice versa).
Thoughts that may or may not have occurred to me at various points over the past week
Does Flo Rida know that if he combines Flo and Rida that he gets Florida?
Or is that intentional?
On Grand Cayman, being insanely white.
Yeah, so I’ve been on vacation…
Honest to god, I’m sorry that this is all I seem to be able to talk about lately. I mean, I got called a cunt last night by an upset Yankees fan. Then he unfollowed me on Twitter while still commenting on my Facebook status AND talking to me online. THE WAYS OF THE INTERNET ARE SO CONFUSING SOMETIMES.
It occurs to me that I may be reaching point-of-no-return levels of vulgarity. Then again it’s the World Series, and I live in Philadelphia and that’s just my god-fucking-given right.
Yum yum Termini Bros cupcakes! I’m bringing these babies in to work tomorrow for whoever wants them.
I haven’t seen Philadelphia this pumped since last year’s election.
