“Have you ever taken Ambien? If you follow the directions, you get in bed and it knocks you the fuck out. If you’re a wacky, recreational drug user like the rest of this country, you stay up, and savor what feels like taking a warm bath in silly putty and giggle fluff for anywhere from 20 to 30 minutes. You can more or less talk to anything, animate or otherwise, and you have profound revelations about incredibly stupid things that, if written down, are dangerous to your dignity if you try to process them in any way past “brainless, drug-induced rambling.” Also, you basically hallucinate. So, imagine doing that, but while having sex.”
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The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier - Tiger Woods - Gawker
It is unknown to me why this stuff is legal, but I thank god every day that it is. It has been so long, and yet its siren song still calls to me.
