vin. poésie. vertu.

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“Have you ever taken Ambien? If you follow the directions, you get in bed and it knocks you the fuck out. If you’re a wacky, recreational drug user like the rest of this country, you stay up, and savor what feels like taking a warm bath in silly putty and giggle fluff for anywhere from 20 to 30 minutes. You can more or less talk to anything, animate or otherwise, and you have profound revelations about incredibly stupid things that, if written down, are dangerous to your dignity if you try to process them in any way past “brainless, drug-induced rambling.” Also, you basically hallucinate. So, imagine doing that, but while having sex.”

The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier - Tiger Woods - Gawker

It is unknown to me why this stuff is legal, but I thank god every day that it is. It has been so long, and yet its siren song still calls to me.

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Manayunk 12/05/09

Manayunk 12/05/09

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Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody

  • Leah: Hiiii, it's me.
  • Mom: Oh! We haven't heard from you for a few days.
  • Leah: Yeah, I know. Nothing very exciting going on.
  • Mom: Do you have a boyfriend?
  • Leah: No. What?
  • Mom: Well, I thought maybe since I hadn't heard from you since Wednesday that you had a boyfriend.
  • Leah: Let me get this straight. You don't hear from me for 72 hours and that indicates that I have a boyfriend?
  • Mom: Well, I didn't talk to my mother when I had a boyfriend.
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Pavement - Gold Soundz

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“Polyester, or any other fabric blends. The Bible doesn’t want you to wear polyester. Not just because it looks cheap. It’s sinfully unnatural. Leviticus 19:19 reads, “You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.”

11 Things The Bible Bans, But You Do Anyway - 11Points.com

Yeah, why don’t you make this shit illegal and go naked you tacky, bigoted fuck-knobs.

(via skybarn)

Does that mean that the Bible is telling you not to shop at Wal-Mart?

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What the hell is this?

What the hell is this?

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daytrotter:

The Twist (Daytrotter Sessions) by Frightened Rabbit

“Frightened Rabbit records sound like rainy day weepings that aren’t at all depressing or too bleak. There’s actually green grass and clouds opening up in slivers in the songs on The Midnight Organ Fight, that create the illusion that all that was needed was venting and time to distract him from anything getting too overcoming or harmful.” —Sean Moeller

original version appears on The Midnight Organ Fight (via)

I know, I know, Kali, you think I kind of suck for liking Frightened Rabbit, but I just do and I can’t help it.

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Someone (who shall remain nameless) dumps buckets of ice into various toilets in the women's bathroom on a fairly regular basis

  • Justine: One day, I am just going to try to flush it and THEN watch the complaints get filed.
  • Laura: The Luxembourgers are going to think that ice in the toilet is an American custom!
  • Jean: Flush it and then send [redacted] an email with the complaint.
  • Leah: Write an anonymous letter to facilities through the website that says, “I sat down and froze my cunt off. I want disability.”
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