vin. poésie. vertu.

My dinner with Funkhouser - Flyers

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:40:16 -0500

My dinner with Funkhouser - Flyers:

READ

Jessica Lee Mayfield - Kiss Me Again

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:54:00 -0500

Jessica Lee Mayfield - Kiss Me Again

This is over (update)

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:47:57 -0500

rottingblog:

(via televisionarie)

best. tumbl. ever.

Sorry to disappoint you, AJ. I have no convictions when it comes to Tumblr. It’s the only commitment to a relationship I’ve managed to keep in a while.

This is over

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:47:06 -0500

There is simply too much on the internet today.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:16:07 -0500

There is simply too much on the internet today.

Culmanating? Chauka? 62 days until I’ve been married 1...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:46:00 -0500

Culmanating? Chauka? 62 days until I’ve been married 1 year?

If this status post had genitalia, I’d stomp on it and then put it through a garlic press until it was raw and bloody and unusable. That is the only way to make it acceptable.

Ohhhh, no wonder I have that weird rash on my dick…it’s cause...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:12:26 -0500

Ohhhh, no wonder I have that weird rash on my dick…it’s cause I’m bad at math!

We like how, in the beginning, Syphilis Guy #1 is all smirking, like, “Naw, baby, Syphilis isn’t really that bad, in fact, it’s kind of awesome.” But then at the end, he’s like, “I’m sorry, sweetums, I lied. Syphilis is fucking awful. I was just so afraid of being alone. Now that you have syphilis, too, you’ll stay with me, right? No? God damn it to hell, I’ve ruined everything!”

:::Philebrity…media, culture, music and more::: » Blog Archive » Readers Cameraphone: The Cruel Mathematics Of Philly’s New Syphilis Outbreak

Why can’t I be as awesome as Philebrity?

What was it they said on Mad Men? You can't frame a phone call? The faintest ink is better than the greatest memory?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:36:46 -0500

This is why we should still send telegrams:

So I called that 21 year old, after much hesitation (over her age, accent, and job description)

She didn’t answer, so I left a voicemail.

An hour later, she texts me “Hi”

I text back, “Hi, how’s it going?”

Afterwards I got the funniest text message I’ve ever received in my life.

“Good this her bf ya can’t be trying to get at herr pimp”

It was totally worth it. I wish I could frame text messages.

—Ben

Girls - Laura I know this is because I’m crazy, but when I...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:24:34 -0500

Girls - Laura

I know this is because I’m crazy, but when I hear the opening measures of this song, I’m never quite sure if I’m going to hear “Laura” or “Sweet Caroline”.

I mean, either’s good. It’s just… yeah I’m stupid.

Just because it’s the “What David Lynch Movie Are...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:18:32 -0500

Just because it’s the “What David Lynch Movie Are You?” Facebook quiz doesn’t mean it’s not true.

I could post something all emo and sad

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:11:06 -0500

But I won’t.

I’ll spare you all.

Suffice it to say, it’s a down day.

I think I need a drastic change in my life. Something like moving to Guam or quitting my job and becoming a performance artist who verges on pornography.

[Emo alert!] I feel empty.

This is not me. Especially the part about The Notebook....

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:37:00 -0500

This is not me. Especially the part about The Notebook. That’s just never gonna be a thing for me. Ever.

Also, spray painting? Come on, Leah, we all know you’re just huffing.

I, for one, would never huff. I’m a lady.

"Interests: irony, vinyl records, socialism, Cubs, wandering, intellectual history, literature,..."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:14:32 -0500

“

Interests: irony, vinyl records, socialism, Cubs, wandering, intellectual history, literature, Russian Literature, and being incredibly esoteric

Favorite Books: Novels: Dead Souls, Eugene Onegin, Crime and Punishment, The Master and Margarita, Notes from Underground, 1984, Love In The Time Of Cholera of Cholera

Plays: Hamlet, The Tempest, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, The Balcony, Exit the King, End Game, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf? (not me, actually depends on my mood), Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead, A Dream Play just to name a few

”

- Someone random JHU student’s facebook.

Sounds like a really AWESOME guy to hang around with. Let’s toss back a few and talk about the characterization of Judas Iscariot in Master and Margarita.

"Actually, I was wrong earlier when I said that the worst thing about this movie was how dull and..."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:06:00 -0500

“Actually, I was wrong earlier when I said that the worst thing about this movie was how dull and monotonous it was. I mean, that was basically the worst thing about it, but it wasn’t the worst worst thing about it, because the worst worst thing about it was the weird message it had about domestic violence. UHHHH. Taylor Lautner is like “what if I get mad at you one day, and I am standing too close to you, and I turn into a werewolf, and I carve up your FUCKING FACE?” Well, Taylor Lautner, what if you GO TO JAIL. The movie was like “this is just how werewolves are, and you love them through it all.” WHAT. THE. FUCK? Like, I know that we are all empowered young women who are taking control of our own sexuality, but apparently we aren’t at all. It’s one thing for this movie to end with a marriage proposal, which reminds you that even when it comes to soulless paranormal monsters, you can’t have sex until you make things legal in the eyes of the state and God. But to actually pose a basic defense of horrific domestic abuse as a matter of NATURE is insane.”

- Twilight: New Moon - The Videogum Movie Club - Videogum

Kay: Oh, Michael. Michael, you are blind. It wasn’t a miscarriage. It was an abortion. An abortion, Michael. Just like our marriage is an abortion. Something that’s unholy and evil. I didn’t want your son, Michael! I wouldn’t bring another one of you sons into this world! It was an abortion, Michael! It was a son, Michael! A son! And I had it killed because this must all end! I know now that it’s over. I knew it then. There would be no way, Michael… no way you could ever forgive me — not with this Sicilian thing that’s been going on for 2,000 years.
[Michael slaps Kay]
Michael: Bitch! You won’t take my children!
Kay: I will.
Michael: You WON’T TAKE MY CHILDREN!
Kay: They’re my children, too.

AND THAT, PEOPLE, IS HOW THESE THINGS SHOULD BE HANDLED. THE GODFATHER PART II WAY.

Sorry, I’m just really passionnate about The Godfather.

So in case you’ve ever wondered, this is what I do (well,...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:12:00 -0500

So in case you’ve ever wondered, this is what I do (well, not THIS exactly, but this in general).

See? I make your fucking lives better. I DO. THIS IS WHAT GETS ME THROUGH THE DAY.

Should have taken acid with you

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:18:00 -0500

Woke up this morning (morning being a relative term… at least I went to bed in the morning) with that stumbling around fuckfuckfuck hangover condition. Remember this It’s Always Sunny and crappy wine marathon?

Yeah. So that happened.

I got out of bed around 2 pm and literally put on furry booties, my coat and sunglasses and went to the convenience store across the street and bought:

Bagel Bites
Orange Juice
Liter of water
Toilet paper

And as I’m standing there paying, I’m like something feels all weird here. Something feels… NOT RIGHT.

Yeah, so I’d forgotten to put a bra on.

And then I ate Bagel Bites in bed and watched The Namesake and whatever that was my day.

Weekend Carnival of Fun: Leah F. style.

I'm a brat!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:27:41 -0500

Saleswoman at Lush: Would you like to try some of this solid perfume? It smells amazing.
Leah: Well, I'm already wearing Chanel, so I don't think they'd mix very well.

SATURDAY NIGHT WHOOOOOOOH. [It’s Always Sunny + crappy...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:24:00 -0500

SATURDAY NIGHT WHOOOOOOOH.

[It’s Always Sunny + crappy wine marathon edition]

Go with the funk; it is said that if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:11:51 -0500

Leah: Looks like Deadspin wants to throw down with Bechtel too! [http://deadspin.com/5408682/the-basement-tapes-a-compendium-of-sportswriters-hacky-jokes-about-bloggers]
Dad: Well, it’s one thing when Bechtel and I are ready to rumble. But if somebody from the outside attacks one of my boyz—it’s hammer time!

So this is my [day of the week] night, right here, except cut...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:04:31 -0500

So this is my [day of the week] night, right here, except cut out the bottom part.

(via Patrick Moberg)